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Snow Shoes
02:10
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Ontop of countertops
Sippin some minty shnopps
Holding up the barber shop
On first north avenue
Revenue from whoring dinosaurs to science labs just to grab three or two
Thousand
dollars scholars dig em
I don't dig em up
I find them in my basement although they pay rent I still snake em
Brake em their backs are broken like karate bricks kicks are sick from footlocker cause I don't fuck with the Internet supporting lent
Barbie kent holding hands in the woodlands
Buying rifles for their children
Scope equipped n blazin
Lasers to target
Supermarket
Super target
I'm buyin discounted shirts for my friend Molly Margaret
I've never seen her in my life she lives in my head
Said we'd get married sip and scaley man fish on the beach with rice Krispy treats
Soak our 4 feets in sand castle moats and then float on Ice cream sandwiches
But them sleezy snitches poared my hash in ditches and the fishes got higher than dabbing entire oil dishes
My wishes are that horse and fish collaborate sexually
I'm t rexually n mexilly
Sailed the peanut butter island in my kitchen with a chicken
I'm charismatic listen
To the diction in my Nixon
Richard kissin impeachments
The seasons are changin but my lane is just snailin
derailed again
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Conched
01:23
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I hit em in the night with a night light
Bright light distracting like head lights affect to make a deer fright
Fret Freeze up
Sleeves up clenched fist
They pissed about to hit my jaw
I pour au jus on their behinds and they sprint to the door
Slowly sly
Faster than a leapord fly
Swatter blood clotter
Clotted spotted on a dust pattern crop signs leave signs for our mines to recognize
Slurpintine memorize
Scorching porcupines and melting their insides
Sizzling their pinstripe needles to a nice fried
Black burnt crispier than a snap turtle in the oven overheated for 14 reasons I can not delve in
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Grab Grub
03:04
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Growin fatter everyday
Another cheeseburger
Hord the beans to myself and the oyster shells
If you can tell my ankles are wider than john candy
Panting on the patio ranting about the ratio
Of dans in the pack
Pills in the pouch
Bills in the pocket
I gotta knock it off
Before i become a tumble in the rough
Cuccum to be your slut
And sloar my words to your ears
Boar your world with my tears
And bring you down
A Debbie downer a downings regular
I throw out all calendars and put lice in my hair and mice I all nair
Their hair off at the local fairs
Before grilling their bodies for little bob marleys
Parsley in my bowl I got from pampered chef it's not china theft got me this bracelet first aid kit
Snow snake pit
Blow snake pit
Glow stick shit
Craving a mcchicken right now
And a stick of celery is the only thing forcing a frown
I eat floor tiling while still smiling in sectors of the honey comb I get my honey oil from
I smoke cigarettes
Every two minutes
So I'm not hungry
Most think I'm funny
I just think I'm like a runny nose
Runnin those gnarly toes mine
across the finish line
A snapping turtle lookin fine
About to rip apart your spine
Don't touch my stomach
Unless you're gonna pump it
I got more liquor in my liver
Than Tom cruises apartment
I've got an epic armpit
Gnar spit on a mics knit-ted
Metal screen
And if she's titted and tatted we'll each scream
And if she's clitted and fatted up we'll feel real free
Like samples of chee
At sams club isle three
I'm texting while I'm walking that's multitasking
Task force protect B
From willy wonkas choclately
Rivers cuomo trampoline tangerine dream jumping beans plugging up my ears so I can't hear the Nose bleeds
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Culprit
01:27
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Nextel intellect is telling me roger that
I'm knee deep in skat trying to figure out which animal took my wallet
Call it a case of the monkeys they also took my car keys and xanny barries mothers cookies kinda charred but she's no rookie
Brandon Jennings is penning
A contract with d rose so Chi town can start glowing
And we're gonna need CAMBY
Sandy Daniels
On my walk to pick up the drugs
Umbrella above because the rain is comin from our moth-er nature
Fake hurt nurses office till the day skirts
Off
shirts off
Hers is about to be and Its so extreme
Lima bean sized pearls around her head stand
Or neck
I'd like to respect the prius's but I'm not a chick
Or a chicklet
But you can nibble on my ear like a cigarette
Aligator tail and it's so exquisite
I open my tape deck and find Allanis morresette
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Hash Finale
03:10
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I'm playin frogger across 5 alligators in the Niles
Indiana Jonesing a whip lash
While running from boulders for miles
And piles of gold come up from me
Like students in an army
Charmingly brainwashed
To squash a swarming army of enemy gnarly
Say gnarly do
Gnarly says to do you
To do you would be ritcheous but I'm afraid theres no room
In my schedule digest my
Insulting unmeasurable dick size the king size in my eyes we're through
Boo hoo
Laugh it off with a tissue
Kleenex Dirt-ex that's you
Suckin lots of dick that's true
I'm stealin lines cause I'm a jew
Few skew me on the grill
But that statistic I skewed
And realistic is rude to the dude on the acid
I'm in the refrigerator massive scale compared to the molasses
Sassafras glasses I'm lonesome and calisced
Sad sus sis saying I'm a drug addict
A family maverick
I get my water from a well
With healthy minerals
That's more zinc than cereal or Mac n chee sponge bob shells
Entire worlds of urchant portapottys super sloppy
Danger-ous-ly cheesy
Greasy greasy
Sleazy penguins on the brink of insanity in antarctica
Patagonia on elephants in beauty pageants and flaggrant fouls on the little accents that makes good words sound explicit
Imma miss it
Go and kiss it goodbye
Until all the fat people fly
Pigs will always die
Young
Being hung or frozen in the bottom of a lake which Ontop is frozen enough to skate
Great
Chevy chase imma end up in a cuncoon
With no room to spread my thoughts out to
Record labels they're unstable
And doomed
Like people after they saw avatar bitches blue
I'm alone in my room
There's a Cat named poon
in my closet but she won't come out cause R Kelly locked it
She shouts and shouts meows and prowls around all my sweaters that I cannot reach
Materialistically attached like a leach
Leashing on to my teeth
I freeze up
When hash is not in plain sight of vision
Hash finale I want all the children to listen
Smoke and christen bowls toke joints with trolls and highway paytolls
Payrolls
Make my eyes roll back
Make my soul go black
And that's cause I don't make em
But I look out at all the other tuxes in the windows of the fuckin corporate shopping outlet muckin malls suckin balls to get crack
Jurassic Japan
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